Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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