I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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