This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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