fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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