no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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