dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i already hear my dad disowning me
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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