Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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