Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize