Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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