I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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