Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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