She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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