their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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