I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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