I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
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we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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