Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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