what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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