Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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