I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Only a mothe r could love this liver
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I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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