He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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