Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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