Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You ate ashes out of my bong
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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