Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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