I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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