I could have mohawked her pubes.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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