haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Sext me about skeletons
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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