She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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