dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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