Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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