Sry I called you an 8
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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