Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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