Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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