U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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