Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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