Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize