He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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