no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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