Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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