That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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