no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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