fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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