i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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