Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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