It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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