my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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