Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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