i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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