My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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