I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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