omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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